How To: make curtains open with a measuring tape

This video is very clever, if a bit Rube Goldberg.

It is the kind of thing that would be entirely charming if executed by an 8 year old boy.

That said, not too many wives would choose the measuring tape over a mechanical or an electric draw string. Very Tim Allen.

The idea that some man is patting himself on the back for creating a dragster speed curtain pull....is reward enough.